February 2012
me during the day: i'm so exhausted i can't do anything. i'm literally about to pass out i'm so tired. can you die from sleep deprivation? i almost fell asleep driving.
me late at night: wow i feel so fresh and rejuvenated! i think i'm going to watch a movie, then finish watching the last 12 episodes of desperate housewives, then maybe i'll start a new collage and afterwards start a foundation to help impoverished youth in nicaragua.
Ordered a new bra, my John Green books shipped, worked out for 45 minutes so my arms feel like jelly but in a good way and tomorrow is the last day before the weekend.
Ah yes. Life is good.
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It’s going to be 77 tomorrow.
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In response to the common criticism that Holden Caulfield, the narrator of the...
– John Green on Holden Caulfield of The Catcher in the Rye (via jayg4tsby)
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GLEE.
WHAT.
My stuuuupid eye keeps twitching.
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Are you a pompous jerk because you’re a political science major
or are you a political science major because you’re a pompous jerk?
-Things I ask myself in class
Starting now, when life gives me lemons, I’m gonna slice them up into wedges and...
– Tom Haverford (via kmnml)
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Please don't crush my soynuts.
mrs-spooky:
we’re sorry to report this to you agent mulder
but agent scully drowned early this morning
in one of her pantsuits
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40sunsetsfrombelow asked: so here are some things i noticed that we have in common: we both like how i met your mother (josh radnor as favorite actor? :), we both like the beatles (well, i LOVE them, i had a whole fangirl thing going on in 5th grade), we're both nerdfighters?!?!?!?! hopefully, but please for the love of god say yes. and the best thing ever? YOUR BIRTHDAY IS ON MY HALF BIRTHDAY. your birthday is...
I just did a microdelivery peel and now my skin is super soft but I kinda look like a fetus.